What...what am I even looking at here?! Is that supposed to be a lion devouring a humanoid ant??
Of course not! Don't be absurd. That's a representation of you, C. herculeanus, as the mythological demi-god, Hercules, from which your species has derived its appellation. You are wearing a cloak made from the fabled Nemean lion, which renders you nigh invulnerable, and you are holding your trademark weapon, a simple club.
That's a club? I thought it was a microphone.
That doesn't look anything like a microphone!
It looks a lot more like a microphone than a club. And how am I even holding it since I don't have hands?
You are holding it using your pretarsus, which is the termination of your tarsus, which is basically an arm. Each arm is made up of five tarsomeres, and at the end of it is your pretarsus, which has sticky pads that allow you to grip things - like clubs!
What does an ant need with clubs anyway! How do you expect me to know about any of this stuff?
I don't. That's why I'm telling you about it!
There's a lot you're not telling me though. Like, what did you mean earlier, about my strength not working at human sizes?
Hmmm?
Something about gravity. It won't work in my gravity specifically.
Yes, it won't work at a human scale due to the geometric nature of ...
What other kinds of gravity would I possibly be DEALING WITH?? HOW IS THAT USEFUL INFORMATION!?
There's no need to shout.