Two Roads Diverged in a Stump
Hark - a test of 'free will', though the definition of such may be debated in the Halls of Wisdom for an eternity.
Though we may never agree on the matter, let us put it to the test. It seems to me you are set for an enriched, aretic life in miniature. I'm sure you won't find it too formi-laic, my young novice.
Ba-dum-tss! This is the quality of wordplay I expect from a superior being.
And now I take my leave of you. Farewell, Formicarius!
Wait...what? You're not leaving me here alone, are you?
Where do I go from here? What do you suggest?
Hello? Hellooo! I didn't catch your name, mister...
...Hello? Mister? Sir?
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Well, damn.